rindukan cyber!

oh cyberjaya people,did u guys felt the same,ngeeee :'D

Cheating Death?

orang kata hujan itu rahmat.
rahmatkah hujan mencurah-curah hingga 3 kali sehari?
bagai membanjiri bumi cyber ini untuk selamanya.
kwn aku farris dikejutkan dengan kematian datuknya awal pagi itu.
berbekalkan motorku yg setia,kudrat yg ada.
aku gagahkan juga diri ini menghantarnye ke erl utk pulang.
hujan lebat petang itu bukanlah alasan bahkan kuanggap dugaan.
saki-baki sinar matahari muncul kembali apabila hari hampir tua.

fikirku,hari itu mmg kurasa lain.benar2 lain.
bkn mcm hari2 yg aku selalu lalui.lagi2 di cyberjaya.
yang harinya panas terik dan bahangnya sampai ke malam.
ungkapan itu aku simpan,buat modal bicara dengan D26B nanti.
hari itu tidak semuanya indah apabila... danggg.. aku dirempuh.
aku dirempuh kereta yang pemandunya seolah tidak pernah kenal..
tidak pernah kenal erti sabar ketika memandu.

simpang keramat yg tidak putus2 menjadi saksi kemalangan,
hari ini,aku tunduk,takdir aku disitu takdir aku sebagai mangsamu.


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dah arr mls aku nk ayat bbunge-bunge lak.sket2 sudeh.
tapi mmg aku hangin superb arr ngn mamat tu.
ade ke plak die main masok je simpang tu.
bodoh sgt ke sampai tlupe ade lg lane kt sebla kiri.
bodoh ade tahap jgk bang.bodoh kali ni leh ilang nyawe orang lain.
ape kau taw.kau langgar lepas tu kau lari.
ape kate aku langgar kau,pakai lori 150km/j.lepas tu aku lari.
maki hamun la kau dlm lubang jenazah kau,nak?


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sorry readers,those rants are totally automatic.curse my tongue.thank you.

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you guys can see those two images captured by my brain explaining the timeline of the incidents below.

(click the image for better view)

post-impact

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WAX7550 kau igt kau boleh lari selama-lamanya?
jgn sampai aku carik kau,mak kau tak kenal mayat kau nnt kau taw?
ape kau igt aku suke lompat atas hood kete kau.
xckop ngn tu,ape kau rase bile kau nmpk aku mengelak maut.
apebile kehendak allah,aku terslide atas hood kau.
sambil mencalarkan badan aku dgn sise2 side mirror.
seronok ke kau langgar aku lepas tu kau lesap.
cukop ke kau htr moto yg tsadai tu ke workshop lpas tu kau lari.
kau mungkin sdg bcerite ttg kau dpt lari dari kes ini kt kedai kopi di dengkil kau tu kan?
mujur kawan2 aku ade disisi,berkat sabar yang allah berikan.sampai sekarang kau msh bernyawe.


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kawan kau yg bwk lori bernombor plate WPT5285,kau igt kau selamat?
setakat bwk moto ke workshop kau igt aku boleh maafkan kau.
nak ke aku heret kau jugak ke lubang jenazah die.
mmg sesuai la kerje kau menyiram air di pokok2 di lebuhraye.
tuhan pon tak nak tolong kau la manusie berhati babi.
aku doakan kau kene selseme babi.kau nak?

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okay readers.maybe i've gone too far.but to speak truth.i hate this kind of people.they make others suffer while they hide among us.i do not know any other malaysian who acts like them.if guns and pistols are not banned in malaysia,i would not hesitate even a second to murder these people.sorry,i'm not that violent in the real world.it's just a metaphore.


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In case you guys did miss a few important details of the incident above.here's your chance to help me drag the bad guys face the law.

time : 5:20pm
date : 13 August 2009
venue : Persiaran Multimedia,CBD Perdana 1 - 7-11 junction.
villain#1 name : Faizul@Faizal (mentioned he's from dengkil in kelantanese dialect)
villain #1 car plate no. : WAX7550 (old Ford,colour : unidentified(i'm colour blind,pity me))
villain#2 lorry plate no : WPT5285(model unidentified,loaded with plastic water tank lorry,white)

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last but not least,thanks to awien for being the first friend arrived on the scene(he made a lot of phone calls minutes aft the incident and skipped his last minute revision time for that),matt and lionel for the rants on the stupid driver and for providing companionship for the rest of the day,topan for the willingness and helping hand(he sends me+awien to lodge a police report at IPD Salak Tinggi later that night),apai for the long advices,D26B for the supports,farris for not feeling so down about his bike(he didn't even regretted he borrowed his bike to me and it saved my life) and fellow friends for the sympathy and useful advices.thanks again.alhamdulillah i survived another road mishap this time.i've made a promise to my friends and me especially to be more careful in the future.to my parents,pls don't worry abt me much.i'm not injured at all except some minor bruises at my chest waiting for to heal fully.thanks for reading.salam.

p/s : now i know the meaning of rahmat n hujan,i survived that day is the rahmat from Allah!

ahad ini.

walaupun telah sedie maklum Nusantara FC telah kalah 2-0 dua kali berturut-turut -__-" tapi slumber tenang je menjelang ahad ini,menentang lawan berikutnya Nakal FC.macam biase,formation kt atas nih.agak2 kalau Danny nak buat experiment lagi bolehlah berbuat demikian.haha.

recalling 1st match kitorg, menentang Kacang FC, berdasarkan statistics (0 Shots on goal),ternyata kami masih newbie dalam bidang ini.gameplay Nusantara rate2 nye dikuasai pihak lawan dan memerlukan pembaharuan dari pelbagai aspect(mane taknye training pon kurang dari separuh yg hadir *sigh*)

2nd match pula,menentang Genki Noob FC.Berkat formasi experiment Manager Danny,NusantaraFC berjaye melakukan serangan pertame utk perlawanan ini tetapi tumpulnya bahagian serangan dan sedikit drawback pade bahagian midfield mengehadkan potensi NusantaraFC.Game berakhir dgn 2-0 setelah sedikit pertukaran pemain dan formasi baru bermulenye 2nd half menunjukkan beberape aksi serangan yg menarik(walaupun byk yg offside) dgn kejayaan mengekang serangan pihak lawan.Leftback Nusantare,saudare Syah dgn intercept terbanyak pade saye dielah MoTM pade petang itu.

3rd match ahad ini saye letakkan harapan pade pemain2 NusantaraFC agar dapat menunjukkan permainan yg menarik dan meyakinkan setelah 2kali kekalahan sebelum ini.Kehadiran para penyokong yang setie berbaju hitam setiap kali match adalah sgt dihargai.

breakfast kacang :p

woke up at 4am lagi like always,tapi starving like hell sebab termiss dinner semalam,dari pukol 2am lagi sebenarnye dah kelaparan,lol :p but only have the chance to breakfast at 930am sbab malas.haha.ate about 6 slices roti and strawberry jam and baked beans. tapi tibe2 teringat team bola chim.Kacang FC,bukak je laa blogsite diorang sambil mkn roti+kacang,haha :p teringat jugak nak contact topan bile 1st match Nusantara FC,tapi last2 dapat taw kitorang lawan Kacang FC khamis nie,lol :p mak aii 1st 1st da lawan team susah :| okey kawan2,berhasrat untuk balik ke cyberjaya esok atau pon petang ini.itu saje ceritenye.dat's all folks.i'll write somemore again later.

akan menentang pasukan tin ini khamis ini :p

*ini bermakne my 2months sem break has been cut short!*
how sad is that people?

Tee Vote!

alrite,i'm just doing my part,a friend of mine over here needs..
lotsa lotsa lotsa vote
(8mil of votes,yeah) *hihi*
other than designing a tee at his best.
xpercaye? sepak kang.
click here and u'll know i'm not bluffing, ehh?

http://www.tv3.com.my/25th_anniversary/rekatee.asp

but u need to click on this design -->

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3,2,1..



okay people?
keep in mind,stated there is his name.
Shazwan Mohd Salleh.
get that?
okay cunnn.get back to work :)
til thenn.

p/s : i do think u guys will stick to that as other designs are far more worst n still stuck in the stone age,agree?

Chapter 2 : Birthday is Meant To Be Celebrated

2 April 2009

dear dude, I'm sorry on behalf of our housemates for that genting trip and i was thinking maybe all of that are best to be forgotten and of course we, D26sixers will make it up for you.fyi, we’ve been planning a new trip for you and all of us will be there.isn’t that great? Just get along with your thingy aite. heheh :p

Anyway Happy 21st Birthday and whatever u are doing now,good luck from all of us! :)

Bacelah Anakku ^^ *hahahaha*

lame sungguh aku x upd8 bende nih..mst korg terase sesuatu ilang dlm idop korg en enn? xpe2 aku xphm,sori k - haha :D

kepade dak2 umah,welkam bek ^^ *rindu gilak kitakorang*
umah da merrier dan makin cerie despite kehilangan 3 ekor anak kucing 'kite' dan pembuangan mak nye,bitch di Terminal Cyber.sob2 :'c *ko suke aji? hahahaa*

aji - diameter perut msh same(congrats! usehe lagi :p)
tournament putsal nnt bg bola placing cunn2 okeh,haha

matt - rambot da lg panjang dr faizal tahir nih,skali trim 25 ilang en enn,hihih.so xya.
*p/s; pls dun let this sem be ur last ok?* *wink*

awien - same ciri2 ngn aji cume tggi dan berat x lain x bukan,x brubah dr last sem.ilike, me likey *hahaha* geli akuh.hahah.

chim - 'tatu' kiri chim31 tetap x ilang2.en enn?
dota tetap ku puja dr dulu kini selamanya,hihih

ezad - ala campus kck 'ssh gle' jumpe kaw*lol*
footballer yg aku tetap jeles. *dlm pes laa.haha.*
psst:jgn igt ko cuti mggu dpan aku jeles ok? haha.

mo - rambut da trim bayek, tp tetap ensem,kalah aji :p hihih.

farris - utk gadis itu,aku sokong ko 100%. sep sep.*woooot* (haha :p)

shat - parut kaw eksiden tym exam last sem tetap menghantui aku *sori-hihih*
ko sepak je ego aku,xkesa,tarakhal punye,haha.

**NEWEST member**

jong - welcome to our family,langsir ko mmg smart,long shot kaw pon unstoppable,rokok ko pon mmg market sbab salu abes,so tenkiu,salu2 lah open table,smoge umah ini dicucuri rahmat dgn terjoinnye kaw,okeh?
cun ^^

shidi - eventho kaw tdo kt ruang tamu, kaw tetap family ktorg,psst: nnt aku blikn ko naan garlic,hahah.oh, n laptop nnt bli baru install PES tros okeh? *lupekan dapur anda.ahaha.*

last words : D26B tetap dihatiku,hahahaha *agak fugly enn?*

freedom night at their will.

it's almost two in the wee hours and i after a nice nap,it's a thumbs up for me to take a ride on my scooter, such a joy, the gushing breezy cold wind through the nite. plus, i want to buy a can of coffee, an extra booster to get through the night. But things usually doesn't turned as it is planned to be one, as i managed to get through the 2nd traffic light near the Dengkil intersection (near Sekolah Seri Puteri), a white Waja getting nearer and nearer (as i'm moving not more than 40km/j)and there it goes,i have to stop by the roadside and two policemen complete in their uniforms approached me. Although i already know what's behind me at the previous redlight seconds before that, i don't give a shit about them assuming i don't do anything wrong. After few questions and reasons, i finally been told that my L motorcycle license's due date has passed almost two months without me noticing it. It is such a big letdown as i am very confident of myself with complete no wrongdoing that night and i turned up to be a lawbreaker.For instance, i should be moving in the speed of light right after noticing the police car that nite. don't you think so? kan? what a night,what a night. eventually, they freed me without the RM300 ticket for being such a dick(i could ended up in their lock-up weh!). fiuhhhhh... hey,to get caught without a valid license and a priceless freedom at last? i sense a celebration!! yup,a celebration babey.i'll keep you posted.and in the meantime,spam my comment box aite readers? til then =)

kerete polis itu.

p/s : later that night, my housemate, awien also get caught for the same reason and freed in seconds.what's that?
p/s : with the feeling of laziness to make a new L license thickening, i maybe consider driving a car to classes next time ='p

hujan, musibah atau rahmat buat kita.

semalam,selepas kelas desain di kampus, bibit2 kepenatan aku habiskan di cyberia sebelum terus bergerak ke Bandar Tun Razak untuk mengambil barang keperluan yg aku tak sengaja tinggal di situ. hajat dihati ingin terus aku menuju ke Cyberjaya kembali selepas menghantar adik bongsuku ke sekolah,tetapi apakan daya,hujan turun membasahi bumi nurani ini sekelip mata.segera aku menunggu untuk cuaca ini beransur surut dengan menghabiskan masa,di mana lagi kalau bukan di gerai mamak di Taman Tasik Permaisuri.Apa eh coincidence dalam bahasa melayu? oh ya,kebetulan.bukan? terasa bangga,tidak kurang hebat juga aku dalam berbahasa melayu ni.hehe.ya,disitu aku terserempak dgn bekas guruku di sekolah menengah dulu,Ustaz Khairuddin Awang.Teringat pula zaman sekolah dulu tentang kegerunan pelajar2 termasuklah aku terhadap beliau.haha.Terdetik juga rasa untuk menegurnya disitu,tetapi sebatang rokok di jari kananku secara terang2 menghalang aku untuk berbuat demikian.haihh.baiklah cukup setakat itu,setelah agak lama memanaskan punggung aku pun terus meredah hujan rintik2 lantas mengharungi seribu rintangan nun di Lebuhraya KL-Putrajaya.seperti yg diramalkan,hujan terhenti setakat di Simpang IMU,Bukit Jalil tetapi beransur2 hujan semula di kawasan perhentian Seri Kembangan. Tanpa disangka2 aku bertembung dgn kereta myvi hitam yg terbabas di simpang itu,agak teruk juga kesudahannya.terbalik dan bumper depannya tertanggal beberapa meter jauh, dlm diam aku senyum sinis, siapalah yg tidak sayang nyawa yang ingin menempah maut dlm keadaan hujan ni.mujur aku beringat2 dlm keadaan jalanraya yg basah ni,aku tak berani meluncur selaju 125km/j macam selalu.dah lah penutup ekzos skuter aku tertanggal di simpang terakhir ke cyberjaya,walaupun jalan raya kering(selalunya Cyberjaya akan hujan dulu diikuti dgn Kuala Lumpur).Aku pantas mengutip bahagian ekzos itu dan tiba2 seorang lelaki yg menunggang motor yamaha 125z menegur aku pada sangkaannya aku terbabit dlm kecelakaan akibat hujan.haha.sedikit sebanyak aku hargai semangat tolong menolong kamu AFJ 4540.terima kasih tetapi aku baik sahaja.Memanglah, bukan semua penunggang motor tiada budi bahasa bukan.Dan sejurus itu aku sampai di cyberia dgn selamat,alhamdulillah.

p/s : formal gile kan entri kali ini.hahahahahahahahaha.
p/s : pandulah kenderaan secara lebih berhemah time hujan2 ok?
p/s : tulisan dlm bahasa melayu mmg memakan ruang,aku tahu.

pattern?

rili time consuming wat bende nih.smp skg xsiappp lg.hahaha.pdn muke aku =c

collision of 4!

12/10 - venue : cyberia's roundabout. It's almost 630pm on my watch and as i ride a bike to send farres to ERL, i met an accident of 4 cars, i do not know how they collide but as far as i observe around there, there's a hyundai i10 badly damaged, a wrecked wira, an ugly myvi and a proton (i can't recall much). all of the airbags tkua and can be seen inside of the hyundai. o yea, the driver is a lady! (haha) i reckon the hyundai driver tried to overtook a car b4 taking a corner at high speed at the junction and eventually skidded and damaging sum cars parked by the side of the road.hell there's a lot of passerby having a closer look of what had happened. for me,it's my 1st time i saw there's a lot of cyberjaya's resident gathering here.haha.

p/s : kepade motorists yg laen, bhati2 ketike memandu okay!

is this wut we called the term Living Under the Poverty Line?

19/10 - i had a brisk walk dat nite,my fren, tim invited me to accompany him grab his dinner,i just nodded and waited fer him and all in a sudden i saw a group of men ransacking a big and gigantic canvas container(it looks like a huge plastic beg though) and arranged and kept dividing aluminium cans and plastic mineral bottle.i do hope these people don't do these for a living.i mean,i knew sum of 'em dun have any other proper job but well,it is a huge and filthy task lah to collect all the tins and bottles and then sending them to recycle center is just tiring.

serabai doh

a perfect PES 2009

19/10 - i played PES 2009 in Top Player mode for the first time.much more tougher and losing balls happened to be so frequent than b4 but yet so amazing and much more similar to football in reality.gewd start aite guys,hammered Rovers 3-nil. m gewd to go =)

uncivilised? nottttt.but almost =c

22/10 - d26B was hit by electricity disruption.ayat xley blah, nk style jgk, walhal bil letrik tak byr da 2bulan. oh yes our 4Mb internet connection also has been cut short,haihh,ade je org dengki.late dat evening, farris n me had to pay all the outstanding bills n po0fff.. all back to normal aft almost 8hours bgelap,haha.(smp ke mlm weh) except our internet connection takk sambong2 lg, cess, da rr da byr full.aduii =c

p/s : tpakse blogging kt uma kl ='p
p/s : hoy yaa hoy TM, ble nk sambong tenet nih,wachaa kang.
p/s : to lisa n daniel,sowie laa korg,uma ktorg tadak tenet til now,hahaa.

all in a sudden

11/10 - 4 of us,danny,matt,awien n me stayed awake til morning,it's 6am roughly and we decided to grab our breakfast at hassan bistro dat morning.we like usual, aft we had done stuffing all the foods a simple chit chat will take the longest time.from stuffs from our school years to gossiping girls will always be the hot topic for our post-breakfast chat.and all in a sudden we heard an ambulance came nearby and picked up an unconscious guy. i managed to shot a pic b4 all settled down.it happened in such a hurry.from a passerby whom attended the scene(in front of hassan's bistro),he said an arab guy had collapsed near semak thr and most probably because of an overdose of drugs.but funnily,the victim's friends kept telling the cops who attended the unconscious lad his fren collapsed of an accident.i sniffed something suspicious here.how come laa an accident but no blo0d and no wound seen thr.stupid bunch of frens.haihh.nak tipuu pon x bragak rr,haduhh =p

lil bitch giving birth!

10/10 - lads,u noe wut? our housecat, 'lil bitch', had successfully giving birth to 3 kittens.well done matey =)


hours b4 giving birth.u noe sumthg takk? her upper body part including her head n mouth shaking horribly minutes b4 she gave birth to her kittens.menakotkannn =p

923pm - the first newborn kitten,witnessed by mo.

1157pm - the 2nd kitten appeared(tricoloured one).shat da chop this kitten,he said it is his.amek laaa,amek la.xheran.

304am - later,the third and the last kitten lahir.i chop this gray kitten,its fur is very similar like an elephant,heheee.no name yet but i will find one which will suits its fur nice and right.hahaa.

this is it.will update you later for more guys.majulah kitten untuk negara.

p/s : danny,Bubu ko da xlaku da kt uma ktorg,plus ur Bubu is a banned lil animal in lil bitch territory.happy? notttttttttt.haha.

exam week for ma m8s

2wks with exam papers and these lads struggle everynite to get their job done.few shots taken by me and this is the result.(owg laen nga struggle study,aku melenggang,hahaa)

din taking a 'short' nap b4 his study time


danny brought his Bubu and i tortured it a little because of its retardness.well,quite a nice pic here rite?


lil bitch,"our" housecat at this time were forced to sit in the box for us to shot a pic.

D-26ixers homemade BBQ.

upacare grill mengrill.
click the image for a more pleasant view


ayam2 kami!

23/09/08 - the D-26-B BBQ nite =)

guys,i rili2 njoy the ciken! (grilled by mo,shat,chim n awien,thx,sedap gle!) , the savoury sauce (made by matt n faris! rase yg agk cun,leh bukak kedai! tp xlaku,haha =p) and matt n me,made the drinks,the orange squisher =) oh yea! i almost 4got,aji n me bought all the sausages n kerang at 640pm,gle lambat,nk bukak poser dahh =p n thx a lottt to ezad as he grilled our kerang all by himself,eventhough die grill lam bekas arang,pon boleyh masok abu2 die skaliii,hahaa,with help of awien n chim, the result, amazingly sedapp doe :) fuhhh,it was fun n tiring moment n we sweats a lott(awin plg byk,hahaa.n aji second laa kott) n last but not least,thx to matt, aji, shat n toh sbb bli ayam2 nih pg2 bute.

p/s: dak2 umah,bwat lg nxt sem,ayam turkey lak,xpon daging kambing kerr, wo0oh0oo,layannn2~
p/s: shat nye baldi toilet bocor ats tindakan ezad yg mencaerkann baldi plastic tuh tym bakar kerang,hahahha.

Buka Puasa at D-26-B means NO enough chairs to cater,haha =p

17/9/08 - we,the D-26-B guys organised a buka puasa event n i arrived thr a bit l8,sowie guys,thx 4 d 4 ciken parts u all save it 4 me :) n i just managed to take a shot, nasik ni jerr,nasik aku,haha =p n thanks a lot to din utk periok n nasik masakan anda n my hsem8s 4 the grilling thingy n all our friends,from the malays,chinese n indians for coming. that's d spirit of malaysian,selamathariraya =)

p/s: nxt sem ade kott kusi ke sofa ke,doa2 kann,hahaa.
p/s: we'll do this annually taw,expect 4 more in d future :)

a funeral 4 a fren n a high speed chase.

i supposed 2 upd8 dis on 11/9/08. well,2 bz 2 do dat,4give me =p

here's a picca of us,a total of 7cars with black as the main tshirt colour after attending a funeral for a friend,lionel,his dad passed away dat afternoon.

to my horror, i'm in the hot pursuit car as ezad hit it up to 170km/j keeping on pace with paizbesa n din on d way back to cyberjaya,great2 thanks to them,racing n testing their wheels on the peaceful highway during the wee hours. i'm dead sure awien cant stop swearing n praying hard everythg's alrite as he was seating next to the driver, paiz besa. no 1 can put on hold of pressuring aji eventhough he's driving mas' myvi. i can't stop laughing at dat moment,haha =p

oh ha'ah,b4 ktorg sampai umah lionel,thr's a jpj roadblock,ezad keep his car's engine running low as his muffler will blow the undercover =p and few metres at d back,paizbesa's gen2 got hit at the rear,the bumper part,n all d cars in front rushed to paizbesa's car to find out wut had happened,n the chinese family yg hit kete paizbesa quickly flee from the scene rite after paying sum amount to him. yelaaa,sume dak2 baju itam gather around dorg cam nk gado plakk,haha,pity the chinese family,kann2? *sigh*

p/s: i wonder t0pan's vw can really reached number 160 on his speedometer,hehe =p no offence though.